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Reblogged from Hockey Dad Records:

The Bloggers 24 Hits
Hockey Dad Records 24
“I’m bootlegging a collection of some of my favorite early Bloggers songs, all from before jam 75. I didn’t ask the dudes for permission! Don’t tell them! Essential and obnoxious Vancouver lo-fi/noise/indie/outsider jams.”
“This is the first digital only Hockey Dad release, something I’ll try to keep doing because that shit is FREEEEEEE. I still have a few copies of the Bloggers self titled CD available if anybody likes physical objects that play music anymore. Jarrett from Geographing/Student Loan may still be working on a release with The Bloggers, but I haven’t heard much about that lately so it may have fallen apart.”
“Cover collage by Ryan Dyck. That’s me.”


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Reblogged from Hockey Dad Records:

The Bloggers 24 Hits
Hockey Dad Records 24

“I’m bootlegging a collection of some of my favorite early Bloggers songs, all from before jam 75. I didn’t ask the dudes for permission! Don’t tell them! Essential and obnoxious Vancouver lo-fi/noise/indie/outsider jams.”

“This is the first digital only Hockey Dad release, something I’ll try to keep doing because that shit is FREEEEEEE. I still have a few copies of the Bloggers self titled CD available if anybody likes physical objects that play music anymore. Jarrett from Geographing/Student Loan may still be working on a release with The Bloggers, but I haven’t heard much about that lately so it may have fallen apart.”

“Cover collage by Ryan Dyck. That’s me.”

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11 12 02 / Bloggers / listen / Hockey Dad Records / mp3 / download / record / lo-fi / end / media
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Tape 7 / Judgement
Bosch

The sticky girth ending at Labour Day had been interned. Spin towards Autumn, discard Summer’s buoyancy and grin at negative thoughts before it gets too cold.

Judgement
one-sided C90
compiled September 2011 by Stephen Jersak

1. Tubeway Army Are “Friends” Electric? 1979
2. Sparks Achoo 1974
3. The Fall Repetition 1978
4. Richard Hell and the Voidoids Blank Generation 1977
5. Pavement Zurich is Stained 1992
6. Pissed Jeans Goodbye (Hair) 2009
7. Total Abuse Electrical Tape 2008
8. Pere Ubu 30 Seconds Over Tokyo 1975
9. Deep Wound Dead Babies 1983
10. The Raincoats Only Loved at Night 1981
11. The Feelies What Goes On 1987
12. Velvet Underground Lady Godiva’s Operation 1968
13. Rev. Sister Mary Nelson Judgement 1927

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Previous Tapes
Alexandra Park / swimming pool / August 2011
NaClO / air conditioning / July 2011
Radio 4 Youth Club / slick moods / June 2011
24% Majority / Stephen Harper / May 2011
Twee as Fuck / cute stuff / April 2011
Retail / hate your job / February 2011

11 09 13 / mix / tape / mp3 / download / punk / post-punk / glam / hardcore / Gary Numan
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Tape 6 / Alexandra Park
Burden

August is the second longest month, after February, if you don’t pay attention to the number of days. A hit for every day until September!

Alexandra Park
one-sided C90
compiled August 2011 by Stephen Jersak

1. Clorox Girls Eva Braun 2006
2. B-52’s Private Idaho 1979
3. Plastics Top Secret Man 1979
4. Strokes Hard to Explain 2001
5. Animals House of the Rising Sun 1964
6. X The Once Over Twice 1981
7. Patti Smith Gloria 1975
8. Fugazi I’m So Tired 1999
9. Sonic Youth Tunic (Song for Karen) 1990
10. Simon & Garfunkel Mrs. Robinson 1968
11. Elvis Costello & the Attractions Oliver’s Army 1979
12. Redd Kross I Hate My School 1980
13. The Men Walking Out on Love 2010
14. Swell Maps Helicopter Spies 1980
15. Velvet Underground She’s My Best Friend 1970

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Previous Tapes
NaClO / air conditioning / July 2011
Radio 4 Youth Club / slick moods / June 2011
24% Majority / Stephen Harper / May 2011
Twee as Fuck / cute stuff / April 2011
Retail / hate your job / February 2011

11 08 16 / mix / tape / download / mp3 / punk
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blownspeakers:

B-Lines - Love Will Keep Us Together (Captain & Tennille Cover)

11 08 13 / music / hear / mp3 / listen / media / end
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Tape 5 / NaClO
Clorox

Air conditioned songs about girls and other stuff. What’s your least favourite song?

NaClO
one-sided C90
compiled July 2011 by Stephen Jersak

1. Jesus and Mary Chain My Girl 1988
2. Television Personalities The Prettiest Girl in the World 1987
3. Modern Lovers I Wanna Sleep in Your Arms 1972
4. Josef K Pictures (Of Cindy) 1981
5. Redd Kross Clorox Girls 1980
6. Nerves Hanging on the Telephone 1976
7. Raincoats Lola 1979
8. Love Cuts Lone Wolf 2011
9. Lou Reed There is No Time 1989
10. Fastbacks Set Me Free 1987
11. Wipers Is This Real? 1980
12. JDH Of All the Things We’ve Made 2010
13. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Souvenir 1981
14. Buzzcocks Real World 1978
15. Hot Nasties Get Away From Me 1980
16. Beat Happening Godsend 1992

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Previous Tapes
Radio 4 Youth Club / slick moods / June 2011
24% Majority / Stephen Harper / May 2011
Twee as Fuck / cute stuff / April 2011
Retail / hate your job / February 2011

11 07 10 / twee / mix / tape / download / mp3 / diy / peel session / demo
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Iceage
Ice Age

Iceage (please pronounce it like a Descendents song, I would think it’s funny) is a band from Copenhagen with a Justin Bieber look-a-like, and you might have seen them in the copy of Viacom Magazine sitting in the bathroom of your shitty retail job.

I wore a Suicide shirt to work the other day and a guy got excited and told me about how Suicide invented Industrial and influenced Nine Inch Nails and didn’t mention punk once. Iceage is sort of like that. People keep calling them post-punk or hardcore or punk or no wave, because they work in all those frames of reference. They’re young and noisy and write catchy songs (a couple songs are pop-punk for sure, or maybe just Futureheads rip offs), so you probably like them already.

They arrived Stateside on tour not long ago, and last week they played a set on WFMU, including two covers that aren’t on New Brigade, for the new fan / completist.

Iceage plays their first Canadian show at Parts and Labour on August 17, with guests to be announced. My money is on Dentata.

11 07 01 / Copenhagen / Denmark / WFMU / download / hardcore / listen / mp3 / no wave / post-punk / punk / video / end / media
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Tape 4 / Radio 4 Youth Club
Ciccone at the Danceteria

I’m tempted to write this off and say that it’s everywhere, but it seems coherent to me. The synths and percussion feel weightless and summery even when they’re cold and dark. Maybe they match up with my dreams.

Radio 4 Youth Club
one-sided C90
compiled June 2011 by Stephen Jersak

1. Lou Reed Romeo Had Juliette 1989
2. Mission of Burma Secrets 1982
3. Pere Ubu Untitled [Modern Dance] 1976
4. Desperate Bicycles Handlebars 1977
5. Fun Boy Three Our Lips are Sealed 1983
6. The Fall Susan vs. Youth Club 2002
7. Public Image Ltd. Radio 4 1979
8. Madonna Burning Up 1983
9. Modern Creatures Time to Go 2007
10. Deerhunter Lake Somerset 2007
11. Ciccone Youth Macbeth 1988
12. Vangelis I Dreamt Music 1982
13. Spiritualized Come Together 1997
14. Pavement Recorder Grot (Rally) 1990

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Previous Tapes
24% Majority / Stephen Harper / May 2011
Twee as Fuck / cute stuff / April 2011
Retail / hate your job / February 2011

11 06 14 / Mike Watt / Sonic Youth / download / mix / mp3 / tape
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contempt

Pervert is the first track from Jakob Knudsen’s latest project, Contempt. It’s the beginning of what better end up a split cassette with Jelly Boyz this September.

“I made this song for a project I’ve been trying to get together for awhile. Its never really materialized because of conflicting schedules / flakes / lack of money, so I recorded this with help from Daniel at El Cheapo. It’s the first of hopefully at least a four song demo. The cut is really rough but I’m really excited to hear something I’ve had written for song long.” Jakob Knudsen

(via absentee-debate-deactivated2012)

11 06 08 / Contempt / mp3 / Vancouver / hardcore / listen / end / media
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Love Cuts
Love Cuts

Love Cuts’ new 7” is out now on Nominal Records. While the postal strike holds mail order hostage, you can download five tracks of Beat Happening cuddling with UK DIY, unless the internet finds a way to have a labour dispute too.

11 06 08 / Love Cuts / Nominal Records / Vancouver / download / listen / mp3 / record / review / media / end
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Jelly Boyz / There are worse things than being alone

The Anne Hathaways got me foaming at the mouth when I saw them in Abbotsford last summer. That chaotic exuberance falling over Screeching Weasel pop-punk and Killed by Death covers had to be falling apart to be noticed, and as far as I know, it did collapse.

Then, a couple months ago I heard that most of the Anne Hathaways recorded a cassette called I Know Nobody Likes Me (since renamed Burger Flip Anthem) under the name Jelly Boyz. It’s really good adolescent pop-punk that says, “we don’t care what you think is cool,” and then adds, “fuck the Black Lips,” but their mom might be around so they don’t actually swear. Eight minutes of teens yelling in a garage about homophobia and break-ups, and having more fun than I have in months.

Today another EP went up on BandCamp. Doodle. Buttons. Antonioni. Television is only polished next to Burger Flip. You can piss and moan about it not being as raw (and I liked Jakob Knudsen’s production too), but it’s still primitive, and lets you see that the magic isn’t just in the messiness. It makes me want to put on Boogadaboogadaboogada! except I’d rather just listen to this.

Please keep playing music, and pass it on to good-looking friends.

jellyboyz.bandcamp.com

11 05 20 / anne hathaways / jelly boyz / screeching weasel / nubs / minor threat / andrew wk / langley / abbotsford / sound / mp3 / record / review / listen / end / criticism / media
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